Man schrijft zijn eigen overlijdensbericht en biecht op Spider-Man te zijn…

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Aaron Joseph Purmort uit Minneapolis stierf veel te jong… Hij overleed vorige week op de jonge leeftijd van 35-jaar… Aaron schreef voor zijn overlijden zijn eigen overlijdensbericht en deed daarin een opmerkelijke bekentenis: hij was de superheld Spider-Man die de strijd aan ging met de schurk genaamd Kanker…

Zijn overlijdensbericht werd gepubliceerd in de Star Tribune waarin hij ook zijn jonge zoon op riep om zijn vroegtijdige dood te wreken.

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Purmort, Aaron Joseph age 35, died peacefully at home on November 25 after complications from a radioactive spider bite that led to years of crime-fighting and a years long battle with a nefarious criminal named Cancer, who has plagued our society for far too long. Civilians will recognize him best as Spider-Man, and thank him for his many years of service protecting our city. His family knew him only as a kind and mild-mannered Art Director, a designer of websites and t-shirts, and concert posters who always had the right cardigan and the right thing to say (even if it was wildly inappropriate). Aaron was known for his long, entertaining stories, which he loved to repeat often. In high school, he was in the band The Asparagus Children, which reached critical acclaim in the northern suburbs. As an adult, he graduated from the College of Visual Arts (which also died an untimely death recently) and worked in several agencies around Minneapolis, settling in as an Interactive Associate Creative Director at Colle + McVoy. Aaron was a comic book aficionado, a pop-culture encyclopedia and always the most fun person at any party. He is survived by his parents Bill and Kim Kuhlmeyer, father Mark Purmort (Patricia, Autumn, Aly), sisters Erika and Nicole, first wife Gwen Stefani, current wife Nora and their son Ralph, who will grow up to avenge his father’s untimely death.

Ook wij van Geek Magazine danken Spider-Man voor zijn inzet en kracht…